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cyrilelijah:

please watch this ad for a squirting dildo called Buster McNut

(Source: khl0ekardashian)

cespur:

hey guys remember when the american soccer team was out of the world cup and the new york post ran this cover

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good times

jcasanovaandrsn:

If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.

jcasanovaandrsn:

If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.

(Source: jairustehvirus)

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
appledevice:

a tag i never expected to see

appledevice:

a tag i never expected to see

msfili:

Iron Gym works, folks.

(Source: uneasies)

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

(Source: nbhcannibal)

whetaver:

and what a great investment that was

whetaver:

and what a great investment that was

(Source: octopussoir-)